highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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(via the-chief-mooseketeer)


ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

(via cumfort)



oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via dicklover3000)


nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via iamthefreshestprince)


“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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(via coluring)


mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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(Source: starbucksvevo, via hotboyproblems)


wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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(via latteos)